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Con-artist(s).
2 days ago
1 min read
About to buy this bridge…
with a bunch of “$3-dollar bills.” #Jig3125
Both parties are standing there
acting like business is getting done.
“Hey… wanna buy the Brooklyn Bridge?”
“How much?”
“Three million.”
“Done.”
“Cash?”
“Cash.”
A bunch of 3-dollar notes
hits the table.
Everybody’s smiling.
“Pleasure doing business.”
“Likewise.”
And there they stood…
Just two hustlers
meeting somewhere between
fiction and finance.
Three million dollars.
Three-dollar bills.
A bridge.
A deal…
“Congratulations.”
“You’re the proud owner
of a bridge.”
“Thank you.”
“Pleasure doing business.”
Now…
who’s gonna tell them?
—Jig3125
